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    • Radar Zone

      by David Gluzman

      …Theses stealthy bastards camp out in undercover cop cars tagging speedsters while having a nap or chewing on a donut. God I hate photo radar…

    • Pains, Trains and Other Disasters

      by MaxPower

      …These people often only have the experience of taking inter-city trains and compared to commuter trains it is like comparing driving a car to riding a horse in the rain, and the horse has a broken leg, and its cold outside, and the horse is dead…

    • What Loose Change Might Lead To

      by Hutchinson

      …I have some concerns about the organization that are possibly being too easily dismissed by incoherent moms and dads who strap this familiar orange unicef box around their child’s neck without thinking what the money raised might be used for…

    • Old Skool Movie Review: Sneakers

      by Crom

      Old Skool Movie Review
      This months classic: Sneakers
      For the most part, movies involving computer hacking or the use of computers, grossly over visualize the hacking process. Such debacles as “hackers” and “swordfish” have given plenty of examples thereof. However, true to its origins, while not being overly nerdy, Sneakers was a movie that could deliver the …

    • Music: Plaid – Double Figure

      by robNtime

      IDM – The Cantina chill-out sessions.
      Somewhere, in the world of Warp Records, between the childish yet dark crunchy-funked beats from Boards of Canada and the non-linear blips and bleeps of Autechre, lies the beautiful valley Plaid. If the Cantina Bar in Mos Eisley (on planet Tatoonie, of course) had a chill-out room, this album would …

    • Uneven Field

      by Obsidian

      …hell if it were a game in the local casino there’s a good bet that you’d be passing it up for something that offered better chance of winning…

    • GI JOE could beat up your dad

      by Crom

      …He couldn’t bend at the knees, or elbows. Once again I was forced to compare this toy to the toys of my youth. GI JOE…

    • Golfing

      by David Gluzman

      …To clear things up, I’m referring to the daily habits of chronic internet users..

    • The Forbidden Fruit

      by The Witless Wonder

      …Today is bad, but tomorrow will be better. I am alone now, but I will not be in the future…

    • Top Whatever

      by Terence Leung

      …top 10 albums, songs, movies, shoes, toys, trucks, toy cars, mullets, restaurants, Mr T quotables, sheep shearers…

    • Harry Potter and the Downfall of Western Civilization

      by MaxPower

      …why do I continually see grown, professional adults reading ‘Harry Potter’ on my daily commute to work? Would you read Winnie the Pooh on the train or bus?

    • Cloning: A no brainer

      by FatLip

      …Television and movies have bred ignorance of the issue and branded cloning with a virulent destructive stigma…

    • Reading between enemy lines

      by Roy Veismeir

      …Muslim children are taught to hate. If this isn’t the case, why haven’t Islam’s religious leaders around the world condemned terrorism and distanced Islam from hijackers and murderers?

    • Game: Spy Hunter 2 (Playstation 2)

      by Crom & D4V

      Crom: I remember riding my bike down to the Southland Leisure center for the sole purpose of shoveling quarters into the Spy Hunter arcade machine. The music and action were mesmerizing. I couldn’t wait to smash the weapons van button and get some smoke or missile action. It was that pleasant childhood memory that caused …

    • Old Skool Movie Review: Rambo II

      by Crom

      Old Skool Movie Review
      This months classic: RAMBO First Blood Part II
      There are few people over the age of 15 that haven’t seen this movie. It embodies the classic 80’s action movie template. From it’s outrageous premise, to the ludicrous over-use of explosions, Rambo 2 was the trademark action blockbuster. The concept that an ex-special forces, …

    • Music: Boozoo Bajou – Satta

      by robNtime

      Sexy, impeccable slow-tempo.
      Collaborating with an admirable list of producers such as Tosca, The Funky Lowlives, Thievery Corporation and The People Under the Stairs, you would expect great things to come from the sounds of the duo Peter Heider&Seyberth Florian, better known as Boozoo Bajou. However, what is so impressive about “Satta” is how they manage …

    • Cheech and Chong’s Halloween

      by Crom

      …I filled up a cup of beer and struck up a conversation with a nearby party patron. I recall having the beer power…

    • Roommates

      by David Gluzman

      …I found a bunch of her books lying around and I just fell over laughing (books on witch craft, and an odd book named “There is nothing wrong with you”)…

    • Playing into their hands

      by Crom

      …These radio stations could air their DJ’s making farting noises all day long and there’s Sweet Fuck All that we could do about it…

    • On Not Giving In

      by The Macleod

      …I’m going to see the world and not be roped into the suburban prison of mowing lawns and fighting early morning commutes. Leave that to the middle-agers…

    • Music: The American Analog Set – Know By Heart

      by robNtime

      This young hip little band from Austin, TX had stood the test of time in the trendy inde-rock/euro-poopie pop genre. Bringing several empathetic sounds to the table, American Analog Set is a perfect band of choice for those lazy rainy afternoons or comfortably early quiet mornings. The vocals are a cross between Nick Drake and …

    • Fear and Loathing

      by Crom

      …Once you’ve reached the point where all the things you once knew have become smoke and mirrors, you have to reboot the system…

    • Saturday Morning Cartoons

      by Pamela Hruska

      …I cannot seem to reproduce the unbelievably contented feeling of waking up at 7 am on Saturday to watch my favorite cartoons…

    • Canadian Commandos – JTF 2

      by MaxPower

      …They are trained in the Canadian arctic and mountain regions, giving them a highly specialized niche in which to practice counter terrorist techniques on the world stage…

    • Day to remember

      by David Gluzman

      …After further inspection the stairs were too step to drag my stuff up it. So I decided to just look around aimlessly…

    • NHL and the Love of The Game

      by MaxPower

      …For all of hockey’s shortcomings, faults and problems, it continues to be a truly Made in Canada sport…

    • Higher Stupidity

      by TDJ

      …it’s him, asking if the lecturer can change the color of the chalk he’s using, or if he can make sure the air conditioner is on…

    • Ground control to Major Tom

      by Crom

      …I figure if you want to have true reality programming, get about 150 guys together, promise them a small appliance, and leave them in a dirt pit with nothing but Beer and Angel Dust…

    • Music: Fila Brazillia – Another Late Night

      by robNtime

      Seeing the ambient aura on the CD cover and reading title of the album, one would think that this is yet another one of those trendy “chill-out” compilations. Well kids, this is definitely NOT a chill-out album (could anyone actually “chill” listening to Mike Ladd?). It is more a collection of songs that have, as …

    • My One Hundred Dollar List of Shame

      by Terence Leung

      …godammit, those CD’s were about twenty bucks apiece and I will simply not throw them out, even though I’d rather stick needles in my foot before I listen to them ever again…

    • Can’t Think

      by David Gluzman

      …I’ve always wondered why traffic circles never really took off in North America…

    • Generalities, Backlash and Your MP3 directory: A response to SketchyT

      by Aquafiend

      ..it’s easy to bash technology – who wouldn’t prefer to go back to a simpler time, where a band was a band, and noise was noise…

    • Poems

      by Alphabet Supes

      …sometimes, when 20 people talk to you at once, all monday grumpy it’s cold at work and everyone’s cold and unhappy whining…

    • Sexthis

      by Wartank

      …let’s face it, even the truly, purely, beautiful inside-and-out women in this world think their ass is too fat…

    • The Cultural Divide: The Theatre Experience

      by MaxPower

      ..parents seem to allow their children run up and down the aisles yelling and throwing food…

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