Crom & D4V


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Tag Team Commentary: Owen Wilson

by Crom & D4V

His acting is like an old mans bowel movement: Long, tiring, and on frequent occasions painful. His acting is like small children explaining income tax to a blind man, in other words it makes no sense…

Game: Unreal 2

by Crom & D4V

D4V: After a 7 month hiatus of the tag team review, we are back in full force as a special treat for the inauguration of issue 3.0. However, we couldn’t have picked a shittier game to review than Unreal 2.
Crom: Truly, most special events have something worthwhile to talk about. Sadly, we managed …

Rogers/Shaw Hi-Speed Internet

by Crom & D4V

D4V: Claim: Unlimited High Speed Internet Fact: Unlimited hassles guarantee
Crom: You know, I remember when I got my iStar account; I thought I was in paradise. When I got my High Speed cable, I thought I’d walked into the greatest show room on earth. Instead, I’d walked into a shit sandwich, and we all had …

Dungeon Siege (PC)

by Crom & D4V

Crom: Unless you’ve lived in a dark hole, then you’ve heard of Microsofts latest RPG “Dungeon Siege”. Following in the unsure footsteps of such gaming extravaganzas as Diablow and Diablow II , Dungeon Siege is a Single/Multiplayer world of battle. The 3d graphics were a much needed improvement to this style of game, and the …

Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast (PC)

by Crom & D4V

D4V: Being a huge StarWars fan for many a year, I greatly anticipated trying out my own personal light-saber. Thusly picking up a copy of the latest from Lucasarts was in order. From install to uninstall please read on to find out more about this 1st person shooter with a twist.
Crom: Now, D4V and a …

Wreckless (Xbox)

by Crom & D4V

D4V: Once again we’ve fallen easy pray to a game with huge hype and crazy techno music. A few months back when I first scoped out the scene on this game, I thought it looked like yet another version of GTA3, except all you did was ram stuff with you car. Cool premise in theory …

SSX Tricky (Xbox)

by Crom & D4V

Crom: Having played our one Xbox game to death, a fresh one was needed. In the boredom of a Sunday night, we needed something fun, we needed something…tricky. And, we set sail for the nearest Buckluster, and picked up SSX Tricky, snowboarders delight. A crazy mix of big airs, cool tricks, and bad music.
D4V: Ah …

Halo (Xbox)

by Crom & D4V

D4V: We finally got our dirty fingers on a super crazy all black big hype X-Box during the holidays. Thusly it seems fit that we review the main title available for this M$ console… Halo.
Crom: Much hype has surrounded Halo, since Bungie announced the game almost 2 and a half years ago. …

Game: Spy Hunter 2 (Playstation 2)

by Crom & D4V

Crom: I remember riding my bike down to the Southland Leisure center for the sole purpose of shoveling quarters into the Spy Hunter arcade machine. The music and action were mesmerizing. I couldn’t wait to smash the weapons van button and get some smoke or missile action. It was that pleasant childhood memory that caused …