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    • Shifty Beards

      by The Macleod

      …But on some other level, don’t they just creep you out? Think about it. Sure, they can be heroic and virtuous, but whether its grower intends it or not, it’s a de facto mask…

    • Misdirection and Confusion: ISBN 0679889582

      by Crom

      …The genius that thought up this system of organization knew exactly what kind of twisted game he was getting into. This whole cracked-up fun house style design was made on purpose…

    • Bruce Banner Time

      by Crom

      …If I had a nickel for every time some superhero in a tinted-out, too much bass, fuzzy dice, rice’d out, chunk of shit cut me off trying to race down to Metro before the drink specials are over and all the bar sluts are taken…

    • Dancing, partying, and checking the scene.

      by Duke

      …Maybe it’s the incredible amount of frustration that sweeps over me whilst I’m out. The smoke, the cover, the bad music, or even the ass holes that manage to push me around…

    • IF YOU CAN’T PARK, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR!

      by The Lotus Queen

      …Is Hello Kitty stuck in between the tires, preventing them from turning backwards? Do they not actually know how to drive? Do they think that other drivers behind them are as dumb as they are and will not be able to figure out that reverse lights mean…

    • Paraiso Perdido

      by Crom

      …Corporate empires have conspired against the average consumer to slowly raise the price of the established cheap theaters in a sinister plot to curveball higher prices into your budget without your notice…

    • Pour Some Sugar On Me

      by Crom

      …The casualties of this war have been piling up and there appears to be no end in sight. Ever since the Backstreet boys and their kind surfaced in the music world, there’s been an obvious pattern to new musical groups coming out…

    • Superhero, for your gums!

      by David Gluzman

      …Remember that first time the lights came out and what you though was a preview to a killer new action film was actually a stupid ad…

    • Attack of the Wanna-Be Athletic Superstars

      by MaxPower

      …I took this opportunity to surreptitiously unscrew the top of his water and knock it over, ending his drinking, when he got back he looked lost as he sat down in a puddle of water…

    • Welcome to the Internet, Loser

      by The Jerky Bastard

      …But then again, you are going to have to call support anyway to figure out how to get the porn sites out of your history list, so what the heck..

    • I made a mistake

      by Crom

      …If I could get paid the same salary as an entry-level computer programmer to roam around the grasslands playing golf, I’d laugh until my ribs broke…

    • Bar Nightmare

      by The Lotus Queen

      …Lap Dogs suck the dick of patriarchal structure (among others). Studs and their ilk do not like lesbians, they like slutty straight girls who pretend. Lesbians would not ask them to join in. Neither would anyone else with an ounce of taste and common sense…

    • Lost in Fashion

      by David Gluzman

      …Ah yes my beloved ties… I think that word could be synonymous with management. Every time I think of a manager I think of some moron telling me what to do with a clashing tie around his eight ball…

    • The Boy who cried “Hacker!!”

      by Crom

      …I delight in knowing that I’ve bested someone on the proverbial battleground. Some may think this is a machoesque computer nerd thing, but I’d rather look on it as the way a chess master feels after a stunning victory…

    • Debunking the Myth of Global Warming

      by MaxPower

      …for humans to blame a fluctuation of decimals points of one degree Celsius on our work, vastly underestimates the sun’s effect on heating the planet. What you see in most mainstream media is mostly liberal and environmentalist propaganda constructed expressly to frighten the average person…

    • Everything was Great… till we brought the wrath of god down on ourselves.

      by Crom

      ..If we don’t start getting our heads pulled from our asses, the brimstone will be raining down on our heads, and your patented Eddie Bauer umbrella will last about as long as a gay parade in Revelstoke…

    • Bros b4 Ho’s

      by The Jerky Bastard

      …But wait, what am I saying? I should be happy for my “friend” right? I mean, he’s found a soulmate and a convenient place to make sperm deposits. Hey, they’re open on Sundays!

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