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    • Canadian Commandos – JTF 2

      by MaxPower

      …They are trained in the Canadian arctic and mountain regions, giving them a highly specialized niche in which to practice counter terrorist techniques on the world stage…

    • Day to remember

      by David Gluzman

      …After further inspection the stairs were too step to drag my stuff up it. So I decided to just look around aimlessly…

    • NHL and the Love of The Game

      by MaxPower

      …For all of hockey’s shortcomings, faults and problems, it continues to be a truly Made in Canada sport…

    • Higher Stupidity

      by TDJ

      …it’s him, asking if the lecturer can change the color of the chalk he’s using, or if he can make sure the air conditioner is on…

    • Ground control to Major Tom

      by Crom

      …I figure if you want to have true reality programming, get about 150 guys together, promise them a small appliance, and leave them in a dirt pit with nothing but Beer and Angel Dust…

    • Music: Fila Brazillia – Another Late Night

      by robNtime

      Seeing the ambient aura on the CD cover and reading title of the album, one would think that this is yet another one of those trendy “chill-out” compilations. Well kids, this is definitely NOT a chill-out album (could anyone actually “chill” listening to Mike Ladd?). It is more a collection of songs that have, as …

    • My One Hundred Dollar List of Shame

      by Terence Leung

      …godammit, those CD’s were about twenty bucks apiece and I will simply not throw them out, even though I’d rather stick needles in my foot before I listen to them ever again…

    • Can’t Think

      by David Gluzman

      …I’ve always wondered why traffic circles never really took off in North America…

    • Generalities, Backlash and Your MP3 directory: A response to SketchyT

      by Aquafiend

      ..it’s easy to bash technology – who wouldn’t prefer to go back to a simpler time, where a band was a band, and noise was noise…

    • Poems

      by Alphabet Supes

      …sometimes, when 20 people talk to you at once, all monday grumpy it’s cold at work and everyone’s cold and unhappy whining…

    • Sexthis

      by Wartank

      …let’s face it, even the truly, purely, beautiful inside-and-out women in this world think their ass is too fat…

    • The Cultural Divide: The Theatre Experience

      by MaxPower

      ..parents seem to allow their children run up and down the aisles yelling and throwing food…

    • Movie: Artificial Intelligence

      by Wartank

      Artificial Intelligence
      A.I. is the creative collaboration of two cinematic masters. Stanley Kubrick wrestled with its development for eight years, finally turning the reins over to Steven Spielberg to realize his dream when it was obvious that he could not. Kubrick’s movies are easily identifiable, and this one is no exception. However, it is arguably Spielberg’s …

    • Music: Thunderball – Scorpio Rising

      by robNtime

      Drum’n’Bass in Technicolor.
      Founded by the Thievery Corporation, Eighteenth Street Lounge music (ESL), has developed quite an impressive reputation for the chic downbeat sound in the realm of bossa nova breaks. Thunderball has pumped out another slick ESL release of beats and treats for your aural pleasure: “Scorpio Rising.”
      “Heart of the Hustler” is the opener and …

    • Down the Stream of Consciousness Without an Oar

      by The Witless Wonder

      …We survive in harmless pockets of disillusionment, happily secluded from the infinitely offending, indeterminately offensive, unavoidably perceptive ignorant masses…

    • Chalk it up to the Y

      by Crom

      …Granted that getting into a girls underwear requires a minimum amount of skill (in some cases), and that for the most part women allow themselves to manipulated…

    • Music, Oscillators and Porno

      by Terence Leung

      …I want melodies that inject coolness back into playing air-guitar again…

    • Draw the Longbow

      by Crom

      …He’s the guy that gives you advice you don’t want or need, he’s the guy that has the answer to everything, He’s the asshole in our midst…

    • Dubya, Riots, Media and other such Nonsense

      by MaxPower

      …I conclude that the media in their coverage of George Bush’s London Sightseeing Tour is directly responsible for the riots…

    • False Hopes

      by David Gluzman

      …my parents forgot to tell me that having $100 at the bank didn’t yield much interest. Guess I shouldn’t have spent that 20 cents I made all at one time…

    • Once a month I want to kill people

      by The Lotus Queen

      …Menstruating females! We are a group that should not be pissed off…

    • Review: Radiohead – Amnesiac

      by Terence Leung

      Lets put it this way, I’ve listened to Radiohead’s entire back catalogue as religiously as Michael Bolton fans listen to Michael Bolton’s back catalogue and yes, these two “artists” (can you guess which “artist” I am putting the quotations to? Because if you can’t, stop right now, and sell your stereo for a fucking haircut. …

    • Review: Waldeck – The Night Garden

      by robNtime

      This ain’t no “trip hop”.
      Downtempo music is at an interesting crossroad here in the summer of 2001. Pioneered in the early nineties by Coldcut, artists off the Mo’ Wax label, and Kruder&Dorfmeister, downtempo suddenly became retro and far more respectable than the cheesy acid jazz/trip hop craze of the late eighties. Ever since the previously …

    • Mike Bullard – A Tragedy in Three Acts

      by The Macleod

      …I can’t think of a single person I know who considers this man funny and yet there he is, night after night, telling jokes to what appears to be a crowd of mildly retarded Torontonian yokels…

    • Salutatum Decerto

      by Crom

      …The battle raged through four stages, covering a street scene, a factory, a jungle-like setting and the Shadow Warriors’ creepy castle, where a still-armed Willy awaited…

    • uOY KCuF

      by David Gluzman

      …Zooming in daddy’s brand new jaguar while passing in and out of lanes @ 30km/h over the speed limit while talking on their cell phones and smoking a cigarette…

    • Call on my brothers

      by Crom

      …They show up half cut, drink all your booze and wake you up 3 times. The next day they make their excuses and leave…

    • Services First, Technology Second, People Third

      by John S. Rhodes

      …Microsoft’s business model no longer revolves around software. Instead, it revolves around services, transactions, and extracting value from activity on the internet…

    • Ladies and Gentlemen of the House.

      by Crom

      …In their 1969, Charger, painted orange with the confederate flag on the top, and named “The General Lee” they raced, burned, jumped, peeled, rocketed, cannon balled and buffed out…

    • N’SYNC? Bigger than Jesus?

      by Terence Leung

      …2.2 million copies! 2.2 MILLION copies! In 2 days! What kind of God-loving creature would buy it? Where do these people come from?…

    • Bill and Ted’s bogus journey

      by Crom

      …Everything is in blackout, we have no clue what’s around us, I just know charlie’s up ahead somewhere and that we’re gonna take care of him right good…

    • Air Canada Sucks

      by MaxPower

      …the plane was a A340, however, it must have been stripped by a gang when it landed in NYC or LAX, because not only was the plane absent of any technological advantages…

    • The long road home.

      by Crom

      …Rage helped. Rage always does; it’s a powerful fuel. When you’re that angry you find it possible to do things that, moments before you were too lazy or tired or drunk to even attempt…

    • Casket Royale

      by The Lotus Queen

      …There was even a scandal about it alleging that it was selling porn right out on the shelves with all the other movies. Or letting minors into that curtained off area it had. Or something…

    • Shiny Happy Colors

      by David Gluzman

      …Deciding to look for inspiration elsewhere such as a book comes to mind. Falling asleep is normally the consequence of taking a book into my hands…

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