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    • Movie: Artificial Intelligence

      by Wartank

      Artificial Intelligence
      A.I. is the creative collaboration of two cinematic masters. Stanley Kubrick wrestled with its development for eight years, finally turning the reins over to Steven Spielberg to realize his dream when it was obvious that he could not. Kubrick’s movies are easily identifiable, and this one is no exception. However, it is arguably Spielberg’s …

    • Music: Thunderball – Scorpio Rising

      by robNtime

      Drum’n’Bass in Technicolor.
      Founded by the Thievery Corporation, Eighteenth Street Lounge music (ESL), has developed quite an impressive reputation for the chic downbeat sound in the realm of bossa nova breaks. Thunderball has pumped out another slick ESL release of beats and treats for your aural pleasure: “Scorpio Rising.”
      “Heart of the Hustler” is the opener and …

    • Down the Stream of Consciousness Without an Oar

      by The Witless Wonder

      …We survive in harmless pockets of disillusionment, happily secluded from the infinitely offending, indeterminately offensive, unavoidably perceptive ignorant masses…

    • Chalk it up to the Y

      by Crom

      …Granted that getting into a girls underwear requires a minimum amount of skill (in some cases), and that for the most part women allow themselves to manipulated…

    • Music, Oscillators and Porno

      by Terence Leung

      …I want melodies that inject coolness back into playing air-guitar again…

    • Draw the Longbow

      by Crom

      …He’s the guy that gives you advice you don’t want or need, he’s the guy that has the answer to everything, He’s the asshole in our midst…

    • Dubya, Riots, Media and other such Nonsense

      by MaxPower

      …I conclude that the media in their coverage of George Bush’s London Sightseeing Tour is directly responsible for the riots…

    • False Hopes

      by David Gluzman

      …my parents forgot to tell me that having $100 at the bank didn’t yield much interest. Guess I shouldn’t have spent that 20 cents I made all at one time…

    • Once a month I want to kill people

      by The Lotus Queen

      …Menstruating females! We are a group that should not be pissed off…

    • Review: Radiohead – Amnesiac

      by Terence Leung

      Lets put it this way, I’ve listened to Radiohead’s entire back catalogue as religiously as Michael Bolton fans listen to Michael Bolton’s back catalogue and yes, these two “artists” (can you guess which “artist” I am putting the quotations to? Because if you can’t, stop right now, and sell your stereo for a fucking haircut. …

    • Review: Waldeck – The Night Garden

      by robNtime

      This ain’t no “trip hop”.
      Downtempo music is at an interesting crossroad here in the summer of 2001. Pioneered in the early nineties by Coldcut, artists off the Mo’ Wax label, and Kruder&Dorfmeister, downtempo suddenly became retro and far more respectable than the cheesy acid jazz/trip hop craze of the late eighties. Ever since the previously …

    • Mike Bullard – A Tragedy in Three Acts

      by The Macleod

      …I can’t think of a single person I know who considers this man funny and yet there he is, night after night, telling jokes to what appears to be a crowd of mildly retarded Torontonian yokels…

    • Salutatum Decerto

      by Crom

      …The battle raged through four stages, covering a street scene, a factory, a jungle-like setting and the Shadow Warriors’ creepy castle, where a still-armed Willy awaited…

    • uOY KCuF

      by David Gluzman

      …Zooming in daddy’s brand new jaguar while passing in and out of lanes @ 30km/h over the speed limit while talking on their cell phones and smoking a cigarette…

    • Call on my brothers

      by Crom

      …They show up half cut, drink all your booze and wake you up 3 times. The next day they make their excuses and leave…

    • Services First, Technology Second, People Third

      by John S. Rhodes

      …Microsoft’s business model no longer revolves around software. Instead, it revolves around services, transactions, and extracting value from activity on the internet…

    • Ladies and Gentlemen of the House.

      by Crom

      …In their 1969, Charger, painted orange with the confederate flag on the top, and named “The General Lee” they raced, burned, jumped, peeled, rocketed, cannon balled and buffed out…

    • N’SYNC? Bigger than Jesus?

      by Terence Leung

      …2.2 million copies! 2.2 MILLION copies! In 2 days! What kind of God-loving creature would buy it? Where do these people come from?…

    • Bill and Ted’s bogus journey

      by Crom

      …Everything is in blackout, we have no clue what’s around us, I just know charlie’s up ahead somewhere and that we’re gonna take care of him right good…

    • Air Canada Sucks

      by MaxPower

      …the plane was a A340, however, it must have been stripped by a gang when it landed in NYC or LAX, because not only was the plane absent of any technological advantages…

    • The long road home.

      by Crom

      …Rage helped. Rage always does; it’s a powerful fuel. When you’re that angry you find it possible to do things that, moments before you were too lazy or tired or drunk to even attempt…

    • Casket Royale

      by The Lotus Queen

      …There was even a scandal about it alleging that it was selling porn right out on the shelves with all the other movies. Or letting minors into that curtained off area it had. Or something…

    • Shiny Happy Colors

      by David Gluzman

      …Deciding to look for inspiration elsewhere such as a book comes to mind. Falling asleep is normally the consequence of taking a book into my hands…

    • Shifty Beards

      by The Macleod

      …But on some other level, don’t they just creep you out? Think about it. Sure, they can be heroic and virtuous, but whether its grower intends it or not, it’s a de facto mask…

    • Misdirection and Confusion: ISBN 0679889582

      by Crom

      …The genius that thought up this system of organization knew exactly what kind of twisted game he was getting into. This whole cracked-up fun house style design was made on purpose…

    • Bruce Banner Time

      by Crom

      …If I had a nickel for every time some superhero in a tinted-out, too much bass, fuzzy dice, rice’d out, chunk of shit cut me off trying to race down to Metro before the drink specials are over and all the bar sluts are taken…

    • Dancing, partying, and checking the scene.

      by Duke

      …Maybe it’s the incredible amount of frustration that sweeps over me whilst I’m out. The smoke, the cover, the bad music, or even the ass holes that manage to push me around…

    • IF YOU CAN’T PARK, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR!

      by The Lotus Queen

      …Is Hello Kitty stuck in between the tires, preventing them from turning backwards? Do they not actually know how to drive? Do they think that other drivers behind them are as dumb as they are and will not be able to figure out that reverse lights mean…

    • Paraiso Perdido

      by Crom

      …Corporate empires have conspired against the average consumer to slowly raise the price of the established cheap theaters in a sinister plot to curveball higher prices into your budget without your notice…

    • Pour Some Sugar On Me

      by Crom

      …The casualties of this war have been piling up and there appears to be no end in sight. Ever since the Backstreet boys and their kind surfaced in the music world, there’s been an obvious pattern to new musical groups coming out…

    • Superhero, for your gums!

      by David Gluzman

      …Remember that first time the lights came out and what you though was a preview to a killer new action film was actually a stupid ad…

    • Attack of the Wanna-Be Athletic Superstars

      by MaxPower

      …I took this opportunity to surreptitiously unscrew the top of his water and knock it over, ending his drinking, when he got back he looked lost as he sat down in a puddle of water…

    • Welcome to the Internet, Loser

      by The Jerky Bastard

      …But then again, you are going to have to call support anyway to figure out how to get the porn sites out of your history list, so what the heck..

    • I made a mistake

      by Crom

      …If I could get paid the same salary as an entry-level computer programmer to roam around the grasslands playing golf, I’d laugh until my ribs broke…

    • Bar Nightmare

      by The Lotus Queen

      …Lap Dogs suck the dick of patriarchal structure (among others). Studs and their ilk do not like lesbians, they like slutty straight girls who pretend. Lesbians would not ask them to join in. Neither would anyone else with an ounce of taste and common sense…

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