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    • Adam Sandler CD Giveaway

      by R4NT

      The fifth album from Adam features 7 crazy new songs and 13 hilarious skits. New characters, new music, new Sandler.

    • Wagon Christ – Sorry I Make You Lush

      by David Gluzman

      Wagon Christ tricks – woozy, gaudy, beautiful kitschtronica, the tightest, tidiest funk drummage and anus-wobbling sub bass.

    • One With The Fish

      by SC Entertainment

      SC Entertainment is proud to present a R4NT video feature for v44. Where oh where has the fishy gone? Got a gun?

    • Healthy Healthcare?

      by MaxPower

      To me, a member of the baby boom echo, I barely use the healthcare system right now, but do I want it to be around when I’m 50 or 60?

    • Canadian Pedophiles Breathe a Sigh of Relief

      by Gordon McDowell

      While both parties spent most of their advertising dollars arguing the merits of anti-pornography laws, freedom of speech and “Teen” magazine..

    • The Joy of Employment

      by Beauty

      While they’re absorbing the rays, I’ll be absorbing facts from company web sites. While they’re well, you get the idea. Let the summer begin.

    • Bad Dreams

      by Crom

      I’m partially awake, and I know I should just get up, just roll the hell out of bed and get a glass of water, and dispel the visions but I don’t.

    • Jeff Mills – Choice

      by Azuli Records

      If Mills played golf he’d be Tiger Woods. If he chanced his arm at racing motors then Schumacher would be choking on his fumes.

    • Interview with Infinite Livez

      by David Gluzman

      Phrases that you are likely to come across whilst snorting your drink out through your nose in horror, disgust and amusement.

    • Transformers (PS2)

      by Obsidian

      Essentially your goal is to find all of these little guys and use them to help you kick the Decepticons shiny metal butts..

    • Mad Fast Reviews

      by David Gluzman

      3 Albums, 3 minutes. Please take your time and read it carefully. We’ve got disco, we’ve got funk, we’ve got it quick! (Chris Joss, 4Hero, Rae and Christian)

    • Air Canada Sucks…?

      by MaxPower

      Bashing Air Canada is a national hobby, if not just for the customer service but also for their appalling lack of business know-how.

    • Prince – Musicology

      by Obsidian

      I was happy to hear a return of the slinky funk-oriented grooves on Musicology, compared to the preachy and unlistenable Rainbow Children

    • ‘Tis the Season of my Discontent

      by Beauty

      I would be content to sit in the shade in all my pale glory, except that people seem to feel compelled to point out my whiteness.

    • The 2004 Eddies

      by Crom

      A night long bacchanalia honoring the submissions for TV spots and new this year: print ads all featuring Big Rock beer.

    • Louie Vega – Choice

      by Azuli Records

      Now everybody plays the four-on-the-floor house beat, but DJs used play four-on-the-floor with funk, jazz, Euro and syncopated rhythms

    • Envoy – Shoulder2Shoulder

      by Soma Records

      The title track from his forthcoming album, is an agitated cross between the martian sounds of Red Planet and the techno punk of Green Velvet

    • Screw thy Customer

      by David Gluzman

      I don’t ask for much, I simply want to be treated relatively the same as a 40 year old walking into your establishment.

    • Busdriver – Cosmic Cleavage

      by Pamela Hruska

      Being original in this saturated day in age is rare, and this is an album which should be highly commended for doing so.

    • R4NT Video: 10 Cents

      by Gordon McDowell

      Gordon McDowell and Geoff Helmer take the reigns and herein have spurred some heated discussion on borrowing.

    • Any Black Sheep in the Family?

      by MaxPower

      You are not caught on camera and there are no witnesses. You may have left fingerprints, but you aren’t worried.

    • Jim Brynes – Fresh Horses

      by Obsidian

      Most of the regular readers of r4nt will have never heard of Jim Byrnes but I’m willing to bet you’ve probably seen or heard him on TV. His most recognizable role was probably as Joe Dawson on the Vancouver-based Highlander series, and he has also done numerous commercial and cartoon voice-overs such as Inferno in …

    • Special Feature: Big Dada

      by Big Dada

      Having taken it upon themselves to release heaps of records on the sly without you even noticing. It’s cos we’re from London innit?

    • OHM – Forget Who We Are

      by Resistance Media

      Their policy of embracing P2P seems to be paying off spectacularly and the band will soon be able to play their first OHM party in London.

    • Interview with Blockhead

      by R4NT

      There’s been a tendency in instrumental hip hop towards the bombastic and the plain tacky, which is why Blockhead is so refreshing.

    • Lamb – Between Darkness and Wonder

      by David Gluzman

      The mid 1990’s introduced me to a new style of music that has forever changed the way I listen to music. I remember when I first heard Massive Attack and the dark sounds of Tricky I had immediately found a new direction to take my CD collection. Morcheeba also had a huge amount of influence …

    • Menthols

      by Crom

      One of those grimy pre-spring days, when all the grass is visible from the warmth, but dead and brown from a lack of sun and water..

    • A Brief History of my Closet

      by Crom

      The Clothes were a sloth like people, living wherever they chose, and choking up traffic and putrefying the air..

    • The Evolution of TV

      by MaxPower

      Get people who want to be on TV (for free), buy them plane tickets and give them a hundred American dollars and you have it..

    • R4NT Video – April Fools

      by R4NT

      Second up in the R4NT Video series. Start you day watching someone experiencing April Fools in a way you’ve never seen before.

    • Schneider TM – Reconfigures

      by Ear Sugar

      It’s difficult to do political music but music is more often alternative to politics because music connects people so well.

    • Miami 2004 – The Underground Sound of the Miami Music Conference

      by Azuli Records

      The definative Miami showcase lp featuring tracks you will know already – along side those destined to be the summers anthems and booty shakers.

    • Interview with Sixtoo

      by Chris Harron

      He’s been making music since the mid-90’s: he’s been a Sebutone, an affiliate of Anticon, brought together illegal art and music..

    • Canada as a Tropical Paradise

      by MaxPower

      The Turks & Caicos islands would like to be annexed by Canada and they have been waiting for it to happen since 1988!

    • The Breast Police

      by Terence Leung

      Cleavage is evil and makes you look like a corner store hooker with an overly hospitable party zone..

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