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    • Summer Chillin’

      by Silenced Scream

      Well the sun’s shining, and if you know me at all thats just another excuse to drink. So here’s a few recipes that oughta’ cool you down…

    • Sin City

      by Crom

      The rampant gambling infection, in every nook and cranny, lends some seediness to places that would be alright, if they didn’t have some vacant eyed grandma, blowing her life savings, sitting right next to you..

    • Ugly sticks

      by Steve McGrath

      I am already thinking about some way to engage in conversation with her. Just one more test. The Seinfeld 30 sec rule. If she looks at you 3 times in 30 secs she is interested…

    • I’m a Mad Cow

      by MaxPower

      Here is my study: 100% of the people who have cancer drink water. Thus water causes cancer. FOOLS…

    • SARS-castic: an Audio R4NT

      by Crom

      If they’ve been worshipping their TV so much that they wear the mask in the first place, haven’t they been convinced by Wolf Blitzer and the rest of the news elite, that SARS is impervious to anti-bodies, leaps tall buildings in a single bound, and can infect you by knowledge of the virus alone…

    • An Illustrated Guide to Playing Guitar Like a Lazy Person

      by Terence Leung

      Why actually learn to play the solo in Metallica’s “One”, when you can imagine yourself playing it with a tennis racquet in front of a mirror?

    • Acid Jazz Records & Pleasurebeach

      by Acid Jazz Records

      On behalf of Acid Jazz Records, below you will find all the ‘direct to file’ hyperlinks to full-length audio streams (in both Real Audio & Windows Media) of all tracks on the single ‘Out Of The Blues’ by PLEASUREBEACH…

    • Big Dada Videos and Sounds

      by Big Dada

      Big Dada – “the most progressive British hip hop label ever” – (The Fader, NY). From UK acts of the calibre of Roots Manuva and Ty, through to US artists like Mike Ladd, Saul Williams, Big Jus and Abstract Rude, to Paris Underground legends TTC, the label has represented its own unique take on underground hip hop for six years

    • Sony CyberShot DCS-P32

      by Crom

      Sony’s little cybershot is indeed handy. Fast, light and sleek looking it appeals to the esthetic and the technical. I picked up this bad boy in order to have a camera for my travels into the US, and it’s been good to me. The layout of the back panel is standard to all digital cameras …

    • Liberator Shapes: Wedge + Ramp Combo

      by R4NT

      I had the perfect plan: Candle light dinner, some Barry White and a glass of wine, followed with some sweet tender loving, but with a twist! What the hell is this?! Was the unfortunate reaction to my casual introduction to the huge Liberator “Ramp” lying on the bed. However after further inspection, followed …

    • Audio R4NT #3

      by Crom

      Tune in and hear it for yourself

    • UN-ited Bureaucracy

      by MaxPower

      Russia said no one needed war to determine the threat of weapons of mass destruction, however, in APRIL Putin says that the UN can’t lift the sanctions until someone determines the threat of weapons of mass destruction..

    • Business

      by The Macleod

      ..with my best jogging pants and my Wildcats sneakers on I was dressed for success. I hit the neighbourhood streets with nothing more than a bowlful of pinecones and a pocketful of dreams. I would be the next great Canadian success story.

    • Food for Thought

      by Crom

      ..or some reason, most people seem to believe that there are a hundred people behind a curtain at their local Denny’s just trying to get everything perfect, as if the Queen of England were dining there..

    • Motorcycles

      by MaxPower

      The baffles on his muffler had to be removed as it sounded like a jet was taking off down the street. This was probably exactly the effect he was going for, extreme annoyance..

    • Tourist vs. Traveler

      by Steve McGrath

      Well intentioned and inspired as I might consider myself. I am still a tourist. I take photos of everywhere I go. I visit the beautiful places. I see some of the other places, I meet locals but I can not become a one..

    • Karma

      by Dijita

      if you do something good, will something good happen to you in a physical sense, as opposed to merely feeling good about yourself?

    • Mr.Scruff Video DVD

      by David Gluzman

      “How many wheels does your car have? Not as many as this one! The new 12 wheel squirrel”
      Who the heck is Mr. Scruff you say? Well if you’ve seen the new Lincoln Navigator commercials with a really catchy beat then you’ve heard the Scruff at work. That track is “Get a move …

    • Tosca – Dehli9

      by a parallel mechanic

      Dreamy, dubby, and *gasp* housey…
      Unless I’m on drugs or with a girlie that loves to dance (unfortunately both rare situations by the way), I can’t get down to “funkee house muzak,” it just doesn’t get me off. So when I heard that the new Tosca album was a bit more housey than their prior releases, …

    • Bike Parts: Block 8

      by Shaggy

      This past year I had the opportunity to ride for Block 8 and try out their parts. I set up my hardtail with the Block 8 12 Gauge cromo bars, Block 8 cromo Crank Pipes and Sealed Cage Match pedals. On my Full-Suspension I threw on the 12 Gauge bars and the Cage …

    • A Fine Cheese

      by David Gluzman

      She had just turned 18 and was out ripping it up at the club, but then it dawned on me that she was born in 1985! Heck, I remember what I was doing in 1985, and that made me feel really old..

    • Gamer Hype

      by MaxPower

      There is no reason for Sony or Microsoft to rush forward the release of a next generation machine when the PS2 has been selling like mad without any major discounts since the last round prior to Christmas..

    • The Police Officer, The Construction Worker, The Indian, The Biker and The Retard

      by Terence Leung

      The movies, television, media and our everyday lives that invariably encompass those things will always try to push the boundaries of taste, especially humor. It is because it is not real. Racism, sexism, prejudice, stereotypes and insults that cut deep don’t become until they are real..

    • Interview: DJ Clever – Leftfield DnB Goes Offshore..

      by The Lotus Queen

      ..Mr. Cleaver is the man behind NYC’s Offshore Recordings. Offshore is unmistakably coming out with unique leftfield sounds that set it apart from the drum n’ bass “norms”. I had a chance to ask him a few burning questions.

    • Audio Rant #2

      by Crom

      ..you wanna become one of the technical elite. You want to jump into some technical institute , grab as much computer knowledge as you can, and then shuck off the current pathetic job you have and make big bucks as a technician. You figure that a few months of intense computer training will imbibe you with the knowledge and experience you need to make you the kind of techie that companies the world over will thirst for..

    • In the Beginning…

      by MaxPower

      And Jean said, “Let the government in Canada be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 Jean called the dry ground “Ottawa,” and the dismissed the rest he called “the West” And Jean saw that it was good..

    • Large, and in Charge.

      by Crom

      Obviously people do drugs in order to gain an edge, but I personally would rather hone an edge through blood and sweat. I’ve seen varied opinions about juice over the years, those that swear by it claiming that there are no ill effects to proper usage, those who curse its name, and those who’ve become lesser men and women for their transgressions. I’m going to set the record straight.

    • Military Service

      by The Macleod

      Forget the drunken driving charge from 1976, his refusal to deny having tried any illegal drugs prior to 1974, or the talk of insider trading in the late 1980s. Bush’s military record puts them all to shame in painting a picture of an unfit and criminal president..

    • Rip. Mix. Burn. Lame.

      by Crom

      In their haste to scoff at internet distribution of albums because of the supposed lack of guaranteed funds, they were backdoored in the pooper by us, the music hungry masses..

    • The Anti Anti-Top Ten Songs of the Year List – The Belated Edition

      by Terence Leung

      Here are the top ten songs of my special version of the calendar year that I like and no one else that I know likes and if they knew I liked them they wouldn’t like me anymore because I like them..

    • Incentive Music

      by Incentive Music

      On behalf of Incentive Music and their label, Product, we take great pleasure in presenting the following ‘direct to file’ hyperlinks of three full-length video streams in both Real Audio & Windows Media.

    • Ninja Tune & Synchronic Records: Saul Williams

      by Ninja Tune

      Since Saul Williams recorded debut, “Twice The First Time,” this young blood poet, MC and actor/director from America has impressed the world with skilful words and the moral and political weight of his views. When Saul was asked to become involved in the American “Not In Our Name Campaign” he obliged with a powerful message. …

    • Game: Unreal 2

      by Crom & D4V

      D4V: After a 7 month hiatus of the tag team review, we are back in full force as a special treat for the inauguration of issue 3.0. However, we couldn’t have picked a shittier game to review than Unreal 2.
      Crom: Truly, most special events have something worthwhile to talk about. Sadly, we managed …

    • Digital Camera: Canon S30

      by David Gluzman

      After 3 long years with a suffering Toshiba digital camera, I finally got my hands on a compact and stylish next-gen Camera by Canon. Regardless that this camera is already getting dated, it still gets the job done extremely well.
      Sporting a powerful 1/1.8-inch 3.2 megapixel CCD, combined with 3x optical (10x digital) zoom lens, …

    • A Night in With Boy George: A Chillout Mix

      by Dijita

      Let’s back up to August 2002, out from Moonshine records comes a mixed compilation by Boy George titled “A Night Out with Boy George”. Overall the best way I could describe it as is techno house; loud with lots of heavy beats, and in my opinion a fairly obnoxious mix of sounds. Fast-forward to October …

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