Terence Leung

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You’re a Fag!

by Terence Leung

Chances are, in the world where gaydom orbits, those adjectives and descriptions have been bandied about mercilessly simply because it’s easy. Easy to say and easy to learn.

The Breast Police

by Terence Leung

Cleavage is evil and makes you look like a corner store hooker with an overly hospitable party zone..

Scary Movie 3

by Terence Leung

I’m a big fan of dookie jokes. Just love them. Dick and fart jokes too. Pee jokes are just as good. Oh, and don’t forget boobie jokes. I love boobie jokes, mostly because I love boobies and when they make jokes about boobies it just adds to the overall experience.
So, enter Scary Movie 3. One …

Music Grab Bag

by Terence Leung

Call it an exercise, call it a diary entry, call it a bunch of skimpy reviews, call it whatever you want, it’s just a good way to get people discussing what they’re listening to and why..

Cerys Matthews – Cockahoop

by Terence Leung

Welsh nurse, Catalan-speaking, barfly busker, little known indie-pop singer, excess, alcohol, drugs, Catatonia frontwoman, “fastrisinglagersoakedriproaringpoptart”, undisputed queen of mid-90’s brit-pop, fights, tours, money, parties, inexplicable yet inescapable duet with Tom Jones..

An Illustrated Guide to Playing Guitar Like a Lazy Person

by Terence Leung

Why actually learn to play the solo in Metallica’s “One”, when you can imagine yourself playing it with a tennis racquet in front of a mirror?

The Police Officer, The Construction Worker, The Indian, The Biker and The Retard

by Terence Leung

The movies, television, media and our everyday lives that invariably encompass those things will always try to push the boundaries of taste, especially humor. It is because it is not real. Racism, sexism, prejudice, stereotypes and insults that cut deep don’t become until they are real..

The Anti Anti-Top Ten Songs of the Year List – The Belated Edition

by Terence Leung

Here are the top ten songs of my special version of the calendar year that I like and no one else that I know likes and if they knew I liked them they wouldn’t like me anymore because I like them..

Coldplay – A Rush of Blood to the Head

by Terence Leung

With the alternative-tortured soul-rock music market in the UK well covered by Mercury Cold Prize pets Travis, Beth Orton, Starsailor, Elbow, David Gray, Turin Brakes and company; certain conventions can be placed on what Jack Black’s character Barry from High Fidelity called “Old Sad Bastard Music.”
There are rules that are very stringent and deviants will …

Oasis – Heathen Chemistry

by Terence Leung

Ok folks, I don’t know how else to say this, so I’m just going to say it: This “album” is pure shit.
Pure, obsolete, runny and unholy shit.
Is it all you need to hear then? Sweet merciful crap, review over.
Wet, lather, rinse and repeat review. As a matter of fact, you can do the same to …

Interview: Public Enemy’s Chuck D

by Terence Leung

..In an online interview arranged by their new label Koch International two weeks ago along with a panel of journalists, we chatted with Chuck D about Public Enemy’s new album Revolverlution, hip-hop’s future, record labels and Michael Jackson.

Beth Orton – Daybreaker

by Terence Leung

Goosebumps. That is what the album opens with: big, gigantic, and spiky Goosebumps. Headlines should read: Huzzah! Melody not yet dead! Long Live The Orton of Beth! And they will, well… at least here they will.
The 51-minute Daybreaker launches with the haunting Paris Train, which fits the smoldering backdrop with a rickety train percussion track …

Ugliness Rears its Ugly Head on Talent

by Terence Leung

..There is a girl somewhere in the world running around strumming her half-broken guitar and humming to herself, with the potential to re-arrange the entire face of music in one fell swoop… instead, we can substitute talent in for breasts..

Remy Zero – The Golden Hum

by Terence Leung

Maybe it will take ‘The Golden Hum’ to shake off Remy Zero’s unofficial title of “Hey! It’s that band whose lead singer was married to Alyssa Milano!” but unfortunately it probably won’t. But hey, Ozzy Osborne is still known as “That british guy who bites the heads of bats on stage” so as far as …

Tristeza – Mixed Signals

by Terence Leung

I’m a huge fan of sleep. There’s nothing like it. There’s nothing better. Nothing better than a 19 hour slumber, which usually results in an unholy dreamlike haze (in which some people call “headaches”, but I digress) that I’ve somehow over the course of my existence, associated it as a “good thing“.
However, in those 19 …

Sucks to Your Valentines Day-Mar!

by Terence Leung

…You have a boyfriend. You have a girlfriend. I am happy for you… for the most part…