Prick the Pin Poodle EP1
Prick the Pin Poodle
Episode 1: Just A Friend
This is Prick. Prick is a very fun poodle, but unfortunately, he doesn’t have any friends. |
Prick is unhappy because every time he tries to make a new friend, they end up leaving him. |
Today, Prick is ready to try again. Ready to see if there is anyone out there for him. |
With a spin of his tail, he heads off on his journey in search of a new and exciting friend. |
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“Hey, there is General Gord, maybe he will be my friend“, Prick says to himself. |
”Excuse me, but will you be my new friend?“, he asks. |
”Well that depends. Can you ride like the wind on a horse?“, asks General Gord. |
”No, I can’t.“, replies Prick, as General Gord rides off. |
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Hey, there is Boris Bear. He looks like fun. |
”Excuse me, but will you be my new friend?“, he asks. |
”Well that depends. Can you cross-country ski?“, asks Boris. |
”No, I can’t.“, replies Prick, as Boris skis away. |
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”This sucks!“, Prick thinks to himself. ”Time for a break“. |
Just as Prick finishes, Ian Thornley and his pals happen to wonder by. |
”Excuse me, but will you be my new friend?“, Prick asks. |
”No, I can’t.“ responds Prick, and after Big Wreck leaves, Prick becomes very angry. ”Why is this so hard?“, he asks himself. |
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Just then Tom Tomato rolls by. |
”You seem like a nice enough poodle. Sure I’ll be your friend“, replies Tom. |
”Hurray!“, Prick is so happy to finally have a new friend, that he jumps up on Tom’s face to give him a big doggy lick. |
”NO… STOP…“, screams Tom. ”You’re hurting me!“. |
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”Please stop! Please“, begs Tom. |
”Oh no, what have I done?“, thinks Prick. He feels sick at the thought of what he had just done to poor Tom. |
”At this rate, I’ll never find a new friend“, he pouts. |
”Excuse me?“, asks Billy Bear from behind him. |
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”I just packed this lovely tomato picnic and I have no one to share it with. Would you like to join me?“ |
”I would love to“, replies Prick. ”But I would probably end up hurting you.“ |
”Aww, gee…“, replies Billy. ”Say, I think I might have an idea. Let me try something.“ |
”Huh?“ … ”WOW… Thank you so much“, says Prick, as he admires what Billy had done. |
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”Now I will never hurt anyone ever again. Excuse me, but will you be my new friend?“, Prick asks. |
And with that, Prick and his new friend spent the rest of the day enjoying a wonderful tomato picnic together. |
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- Prick the Pin Poodle EP1
- by Ian Harding
- Published on November 1st, 2005
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