Gordon McDowell

Contributions:
21
Website:
http://opensourcevideo.blogspot.com/
Bio:
Found in the gutter, he cleaned up real good. Hiding behind a video camera is a great way to avoid social interaction. How's it going? What the HELL do you mean by THAT?

Articles by Gordon McDowell:

Body of Lies

by Gordon McDowell

Rebecca tears his shirt off and pours hot wax down his chest. She rapes him while grinding a broken light bulb into his back. And she also scratches his back with her fingernails. Ah, 1993 was a simpler time, one of indian burns and 20 chocolate bars jammed into various body cavities.

R4NT vs Ours To Destroy

by Gordon McDowell

Interview and live performance captured back in December. Ours To Destroy consists of Steve Dodd, Eric Ewin, Roland Griffith and David Morely. Camerawork was performed by D4V, Gord and multiple beer.

Canadian DCMA: Protect Your Anus

by Gordon McDowell

If you’re a Canadian concerned about your fair-use rights, or Canada’s ability to compete in the world economy… then you’ve probably already asked yourself, “What can I do to ensure Canada’s future copyright legislation isn’t written strictly to appease multinational media corporations?”

Blood Diamond

by Gordon McDowell

What guy cares about diamonds, period? Gangsta rappers looking for bling… and homosexual pop stars. That’s it. If you are neither one of those, and you’re buying a diamond, then you’re looking to get yourself a wife, or you need to cut glass.

Date Movies: Beefest vs. Amanda

by Gordon McDowell

It’s like asking a man to clean a toilet, or crap out a baby. Sure, with superhuman effort, just about anything is possible. But is it really worth all the extra work? Wouldn’t it be easier to just hand the scrub brush to someone better suited for the task?

CO2 - We Call It Death

by Gordon McDowell

When I first saw “An Inconvenient Truth”, I was touched deeply by Al Gore’s naivete. To bring science and facts to the global warming debate, is a bit like bringing a knife to a gunfight. Al, nice try. But the only way to fight stupid is with even more stupid. I’ll take over now.

Date Movies: United 93 vs Hard Candy

by Gordon McDowell

I’ll never be able to seduce EVERY woman on the planet. There’ll always be that one, rickety old senior who insists on taking it slow… something neither I (nor she) have time for.

R4NT Revenge

by Gordon McDowell

You still taking it? Still taking it from the man? Oh poor baby. Is the baby gonna cry? Cry baby, cry! Or, perhaps instead of crying, how about a nice warm glass of REVENGE!

Bono Asks for debt relief

by Gordon McDowell

They can’t afford to provide a decent education to their children. We’re calling on the leaders of China and Japan to please forgive some of the US debt.

How to Receive Both Infrared and Visible Light

by Gordon McDowell

As the little grey men walk across the scorched surface of our planet, I shall witness their approach… by monitoring the INFRARED SPECTRUM.

SugarPlumHoneyBun

by Gordon McDowell

And so Vahini entered the tub. She with the understanding that the bra she wore would protect her decency. And I with the understanding the bubbles… the precious bubbles…

Why I wish I was back in School

by Gordon McDowell

If students need to research background information, student resources are available on the web, including the student drug fact sheets, Lowdown About Marijuana and Lowdown About Inhalants.

Khan Leak

by Gordon McDowell

He was a perfect mole, working for a combined CIA/ISI task force. Khan sent and received encrypted e-mails to key al Qaeda figures in the hope of pinpointing their locations and intentions.

JVC GR-HD1 Review

by Gordon McDowell

I would suspect they are created during MPEG-2 compression, due to an insufficient bitrate. I can actually hear the camera change speed when playing back DV footage, compared to SD and HD footage.

Why might I need a HD Camera?

by Gordon McDowell

Now why would you shoot at 16:9? Aside from artistic reasons, it has the potential to look sharper when played back on a high definition television.

Don’t Drink & Pork

by Gordon McDowell

Its so close Calgarians can taste it, and are ready to celebrate. Beer is chugged. Boobs are flashed. But it could all end at any moment… those with lust in their hearts know they have to act fast.