R4NT Revenge
by Gordon McDowell
You still taking it? Still taking it from the man? Oh poor baby. Is the baby gonna cry? Cry baby, cry!
Or, perhaps instead of crying, how about a nice warm glass of REVENGE! That’s right, get it right here. We’ll show you when, we’ll show you how. Where? Oh we’ve got that covered too. The only thing we don’t tell you is who… because that is up… to you!
This month, R4NT Revenge explores a technique we refer to as “Rectal Gas Surprise”. Parse those words. Yes, you read that correctly.
“But I thought the ancient art of Rectal Gas Surprise vanished with Pompeii, under mystery and ash in 79 A.D.?”
Yes… that’s what many believed. The technique was thought lost by all but the R4NT brotherhood. It has been passed down from generation to generation in the form of music… sung by R4NT employees every morning before they begin their calisthenics and web content creation.
Until this day, the completion of R4NT’s 5th volume. Our secret is now yours.
Wipe up those tears. You needn’t shed them any more. For but a glass jar and some rubber hose, REVENGE IS AT HAND!
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- R4NT Revenge
- by Gordon McDowell
- Published on February 1st, 2006
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WATCHMEN – The “What is Alan’s problem?” review.
by Gordon McDowell
Nixon is serving a third term. The cold war is about to heat up. What’s the point in catching bank robbers, when nuclear war is about to turn the entire planet into a cinder?
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Comedy of Allyson Smith
by Gordon McDowell
The performance was hilarious each time, but also tuned to different levels of filthiness. Sadly, Allyson’s “It goes to eleven” moments can’t be represented on YouTube, lest the Internet’s pristine reputation become sullied.
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Date Movies: Beerfest vs Amanda
by Gordon McDowell
It’s like asking a man to clean a toilet, or crap out a baby. Sure, with superhuman effort, just about anything is possible. But is it really worth all the extra work? Wouldn’t it be easier to just hand the scrub brush to someone better suited for the task?
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Cutting 800 jobs will nip this recession in the bud!
by Gordon McDowell
CBC never saw it coming. Out from behind a dumpster sprung R4NT, swinging at CBC from behind with a rusty golf club. CBC went down. Hard.
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Why might I need a HD Camera?
by Gordon McDowell
Now why would you shoot at 16:9? Aside from artistic reasons, it has the potential to look sharper when played back on a high definition television.
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Winners don’t use drugs
by Gordon McDowell
Like a chameleon in the urban jungle Mr.McDowell once again proves to use all that one should never give up on their dreams. And if their dreams be it be a ladder, so be it.
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