R4NT Revenge
by Gordon McDowell
You still taking it? Still taking it from the man? Oh poor baby. Is the baby gonna cry? Cry baby, cry!
Or, perhaps instead of crying, how about a nice warm glass of REVENGE! That’s right, get it right here. We’ll show you when, we’ll show you how. Where? Oh we’ve got that covered too. The only thing we don’t tell you is who… because that is up… to you!
This month, R4NT Revenge explores a technique we refer to as “Rectal Gas Surprise”. Parse those words. Yes, you read that correctly.
“But I thought the ancient art of Rectal Gas Surprise vanished with Pompeii, under mystery and ash in 79 A.D.?”
Yes… that’s what many believed. The technique was thought lost by all but the R4NT brotherhood. It has been passed down from generation to generation in the form of music… sung by R4NT employees every morning before they begin their calisthenics and web content creation.
Until this day, the completion of R4NT’s 5th volume. Our secret is now yours.
Wipe up those tears. You needn’t shed them any more. For but a glass jar and some rubber hose, REVENGE IS AT HAND!
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- R4NT Revenge
- by Gordon McDowell
- Published on February 1st, 2006
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Cutting 800 jobs will nip this recession in the bud!
by Gordon McDowell
CBC never saw it coming. Out from behind a dumpster sprung R4NT, swinging at CBC from behind with a rusty golf club. CBC went down. Hard.
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Khan Leak
by Gordon McDowell
He was a perfect mole, working for a combined CIA/ISI task force. Khan sent and received encrypted e-mails to key al Qaeda figures in the hope of pinpointing their locations and intentions.
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R4NT Video: Elbow River Serial Killer
by Gordon McDowell
The Elbow doesn’t clean itself ya know. A rather in depth discussion about the Elbow River Serial killer, in movie form. Are we there yet?
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Who Makes Movies?
by Gordon McDowell
The MPAA has expanded the scope of their anti-piracy campaign, with spots specifically targeting horror fans, Bridget Fonda fans, and porn lovers. We salute the MPAA in their struggle against all that is evil.
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Canadian DCMA: Protect Your Anus
by Gordon McDowell
If you’re a Canadian concerned about your fair-use rights, or Canada’s ability to compete in the world economy… then you’ve probably already asked yourself, “What can I do to ensure Canada’s future copyright legislation isn’t written strictly to appease multinational media corporations?”
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R4NT Video: 10 Cents
by Gordon McDowell
Gordon McDowell and Geoff Helmer take the reigns and herein have spurred some heated discussion on borrowing.
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