Articles by Crom:
I’ve come to realize that these conspiracies reaches all points of commerce and politics at work in the world today.
I’m breaking the old R4NT technology out of the cedar chest and busting yet another editorial cap in the ass of another victim.
I’m sorry i threw up on the upstairs carpet. I didn’t intend to puke all over the rug, it just happened, i was 9, cut me some slack, please.
Plan the items I will no doubt require when I am finally bequeathed to the warm bosom of concretes loving embrace.
You feel like a student in the classroom; you learn not only from the words, but the sounds and pace of their music.
I’m partially awake, and I know I should just get up, just roll the hell out of bed and get a glass of water, and dispel the visions but I don’t.
A night long bacchanalia honoring the submissions for TV spots and new this year: print ads all featuring Big Rock beer.
One of those grimy pre-spring days, when all the grass is visible from the warmth, but dead and brown from a lack of sun and water..
The Clothes were a sloth like people, living wherever they chose, and choking up traffic and putrefying the air..
After his success with the invention of the telephone, Alexander Graham Bell wrote a letter to his uncle, who was also an inventor..
All things known to man have gone through two questions by everyone, What is it? And why should I care? And this album was no different when I was first told of it. I thought “ah yeah, another Soil, another metal head loud mouthed band”. Quick! Diverge from this thought and hearken back to three …
.your magazine being so obviously targeted at women in the early twenties to late forties, it begs the question, what could I, a 25 year old Male Canadian really have to say about Cosmo..
His pragmatic view of previous human encounters with his mutant brethren, this leader of current dark underground believes that humanity isn’t capable of dealing with him and his kind, ladies and gentlemen, today’s interview is with… Magneto!
Musicmatch sucks more then a vacu-flo, and with less usefulness around the house. Like so many companies they thought that they needed to reengineer the way that music is organized and played..
I’ll write something so awesome it will cave in my skull with its greatness and I’ll spend 13 months in ICU before being discharged as a homecare vegetable.
I’ll now endeavor to be one of those specials they have on day time talk shows where I need to be moved out of my home via forklift, and I have bedsores from years passed..